Allow myself to introduce myself. Danger is my middle name.
Actually, my middle name is, "All that needs is..."
The new ending to that sentence is "to be plugged in." It used to be, "a coat of paint, a new thelman bushing, a valve job, re-cementing the lenses, an overhaul, a museum restoration..."
I like fixing things but I have a ten year project backlog.
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