This new roller coaster is due to open in Virginia. It's the first one to run on compressed air. It goes from 0-80 MPH in something like 2 seconds. And then here's what it does:
I used to go on such rides, but when you reach a certain age, maybe oh I don't know, 22, you find that life itself has such risks and up and downs that voluntarily submitting to such is kinda nutty.