[Sundae]

Oh Clod, you shocker.
Did he also take you into the changing rooms and feed you the packaged sandwiches, leaving the plastic under a pile of discarded clothes?

Perhaps give you a little sippy from an open carton of apple juice until you'd sippied it all dry then hid the evidence behind the shampoo?!

I know that game Missus.

And you know where it ends up? In a liquor store, drunk as a skunk, pissing your pants in the middle of the aisle.

Think on, lady.