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hot_pastrami · 03-03-2004, 10:53 AM

I drive past SCO headquarters every day on the way to work. I could spit and hit the building. In fact, I think I'll start doing that from now on.

Hmm. I propose a new flavor of non-violent protest... the loogie-fest. Whenever possible, every person participating in the protest will go to the site of the offender, and snort up the juiciest loogie they can manage. Then, just fire away outside the main entrance. If enough people do this often enough, the site's main entrance will become mired in a tar of human mucus, which should serve well in making a statement, and driving away some customers. A large, organized surprise loogie-fest would be quite effective, methinks.

I think SCO is a good first candidate for this approach. Who's with me?

Ok, so none of you live in Utah. You can mail your loogies to SCO then. In the meantime, maybe I'll try to rally up some local support for the idea.

03-03-2004, 10:53 AM	#10
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	I drive past SCO headquarters every day on the way to work. I could spit and hit the building. In fact, I think I'll start doing that from now on. Hmm. I propose a new flavor of non-violent protest... the loogie-fest. Whenever possible, every person participating in the protest will go to the site of the offender, and snort up the juiciest loogie they can manage. Then, just fire away outside the main entrance. If enough people do this often enough, the site's main entrance will become mired in a tar of human mucus, which should serve well in making a statement, and driving away some customers. A large, organized surprise loogie-fest would be quite effective, methinks. I think SCO is a good first candidate for this approach. Who's with me? Ok, so none of you live in Utah. You can mail your loogies to SCO then. In the meantime, maybe I'll try to rally up some local support for the idea. __________________ Hot Pastrami!