Made cookies for my nephew's birthday this Sunday. My mom saw the Hello Kitty cookies and asked, "Are they pigs?" When I replied no, she said, "Cows?" I almost laughed out loud. I told her they're cats. She later asked if they're cats, how come they don't have whiskers?
I thought of Wolf but I don't have enough to send her any.

Next time.
Oh yeah, so I ordered a rocket cookie cutter for the space shuttle theme birthday. We don't have time to decorate them and the person who requested the cookies don't even like icing. Luckily someone pointed out that undecorated rockets will look like little penises.

I had to order the star cookie cutter quickly. So, if there's ever a bachlorette party, I can offer to make cookies.