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The amount of shit we turn down at any price would amaze you, but you can't take everything or you would be inundated with crap in no time.
Today a gentleman walks in with a combination VHS-DVD player. It's 7 years old, which means we wouldn't take it. But also, he's broken off the door to the VHS part, which means it has no resale value AT ALL.
When we tell him we're not going to buy his broken piece of shit, he starts a retarded routine:
Dude: Just give me twenty dollars.
Sammy: No. We aren't going to make an offer.
Dude: Aw man, what about ten dollars.
Sammy: I told you, we're not interested, we're not going to buy it from you at any price.
Dude: Just five dollars! Help a brother out!
Sammy: We could go down to one dollar and it would still be no.
Dude: Four dollars. Why you gotta disrespect?
Sammy: What disrespect? It's not about respect, it's just that we can't buy stuff like this.
Dude: Aw man, two dollars. Just two dollars!
Sammy: No!
And the guy walks off all dejected. But is it over? No it's not. A half-hour later he walks back in with it.
Dude: What about we swap, I need the cables for a PS2.
Sammy: *sigh* We don't swap things and we don't sell PS2 stuff.
Dude: Aw, man!
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