[Sundae]

Do not sully the noble pineapple in that way please.
Actually, never seen pineapple jam here. Spose it's too expensive to ship.

Well now.
I bought a microwave crisp maker (chip maker in Merkin terms.)
It was dirty for a start. Packaged, but grubby - not with food, just like it had been stored somewhere insalubrious.
And it did come with no instructions.
So of course I turned to t'internet.
Turns out it's a Chinese product and just about everyone is online asking how to use it. Except one sarcastic fool who was all like "What is your problem, slice food, put in holder, put in moicrowave, duh!" Luckily they died of their own toxicity, so we don't need to worry about them any more.

After iextensive research re how long and what setting, I am going to try and make Sweet Potato chips tonight.
Salivating already.