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A spokesman said: 'In all instances in which a human was killed by a polar bear, the animal in question was undernourished or had been provoked.'
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Oh, it's just undernourished, you see. As in, hungry. So don't worry, after the polar bear mauls you, we know for sure that it will also eat you, and won't just leave you lying there as a message to the rest of us. It's not a complete bastard--they use every part of the human, you know.