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Turns out someone/ something liked my overly sweet maple syrup cupcakes anyway.
Diz managed to scrounge a cake paper out of the bin (my fault for leaving it in there.) Given his recent ill health I had to wrestle it away from him, while he desperately tried to eat it - he loves paper and has a sweet tooth. I never let him get away with it, but I took more risks than usual this time *

OWWWWWWW!
Got in the way of a determined cat's jaws. The cowson punctuated me and didn't withdraw til I yowled and cuffed him.

Deep. It went deep. How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless cat. Well, not much sharper as it turns out. I bled like... hmmmm, can't think of any tasteful similes.

I have a plaster on now. When I am confident the bleeding has stopped I will show you. Won't look like much. Until infection starts.

*NB he only got 1/4 of it in the end. Crumbs and paper and all that. But at what cost? He's lost my love and respect.

Any reasonable offer accepted.