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A Bartow County man jailed on an aggravated battery charge said his aunt provoked him into an attack after refusing to take him to the tanning salon. Charles Wesley Guyton, 47, of Gum Springs Lane in Rydal, was arrested in connection with the Thursday incident at his home about 8:30 p.m.
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Guyton allegedly told cops he and his 76-year-old aunt had been in a verbal arguement because she refused to take him to the tanning bed. He said his aunt, also a Rydal resident, provoked the alleged attack when she said: "Well if you keep laying in the tanning bed, before long your face is going to fall off."
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Her lower jaw was broken in two places, and appeared to be "grossly out of place" and bruised, according to a doctor and a deputy.
"Guyton said he knew what he did was wrong, but [his aunt] should have known by saying what she said would provoke him," a deputy reported.

Yeah damnit, she shoulda known.