I would totally sleep with the director if it would get the kids in. Too bad she's a straight chick.
Thing is, I could in theory have an advantage. My mom is friends with the founder of the school. BUT, the lottery system is a legal requirement, and it's supposed to be a blind draw (kids are assigned numbers, then numbers are drawn, so they really don't know who they're choosing until it's all over.) She has given us zero indication that she might cheat to get us in. But I like living in a fantasy land where she will.