Some puns Zing #1 pointed me to:
Why were the indians in America first?
They had reservations.
We had a class trip to the Coke factory.
I knew there would be a pop quiz.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
But really, jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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