I gotta big bottom
We'll compare notes at the end of the year.
Make up a points system. See who wins.
I don't mind losing to you, I just want to be here to still play the game at Christmas
Job, family status (haters), photos posted (haha) new skills, lovers lost (minus points - but I know I'll be okay on that front) photos posted (haha again) new authors discovered, weight lost, money won, love and love and love.
I've got a panto to go to, you know.
Seriously, pull off a bank heist and join us.