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Old 05-27-2013, 02:01 AM   #1
ZenGum
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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The most obscene vowel (NSFW Text)

A while back, I was browsing a list of insults, and noticed the short "u" vowel sound seems to be over-represented in our most obscene phrases. To wit:

Cunt-punting Fuck-nugget
Cum-guzzling Thunder-cunt
Cock-juggling Cluster-fuck
Scum-sucking Cock-socket
Numb-nutted Cum-bucket

The short "i" sound earns an honourable mention for it's work with piss and shit, but the "u" rules when it comes to sex-related obscenity.

Are my observations accurate? Am I ignoring other obscenities?

If this hypothesis is the case, why would it be so?
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