Oak Skewered Pigeon
Take three pigeons, arrange side by side.
Pass sharpened oak stake sideways through the birds.
No, you've missed. Try again.
No, still too low, have another go.
Oh for goodness' sake, keep trying. When you get it right, hang them over a slow fire and rotate regularly. They're done when their gender ambiguity falls off.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
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