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I taught a roommate's golden retriever to drink beer with me, Fosters actually.

At first the dog was all like WTF? did you put in my bowl dude. The shit is tickle ma nose.

It would polish off half an oil can (Do you get the 24oz cans in Oz?) then burp and fart a lot and slur ever so slightly, maybe a wee bit of staggering happened.

My roommate never found out but did wonder why her dog suddenly started burping from time to time.

I realized I had created a monster when every time I cracked a beer after that the dog would trot into the kitchen and beg. I was in college and on a student budget that barely covered my own beer much less my room mate's dog's beer.

I won't make that mistake again.