[Sundae]

I have different eyes than the rest of you do.
But they're mine.

Which is why I cringe at the idea that I might want to look at something with different eyes.
Noes!!! These eyes are mine and I don't want to have to go through surgery just to try out someone else's, when the colour might not even suit me.

Same as keeping my eyes on someone; no thanks.
What if they don't wash their hands after going to the toilet?
And then they accidentally touch my eyes?

Far more hygienic to keep them where they are.