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This must be the brain pain name game for the lame thread.
A brown haired, blue eyed woman walks into the doctor's office and says "Every place I touch my body it hurts." The doctor says "That's rather unusual. Can you show me?" The woman touches her head and says "Ow." She touches her arm and says "Ow." Touches her waist and says "Ow." Her leg - "Ow." The doctor says "You can stop now." The doctor asks "You're not really a brunette are you?" The woman says" No, I'm a natural blonde, how'd you know? The doctor says "You have a broken finger."
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