...A multi-colored medium sized pig, with long green legs, maroon arms, and a blue head who I dubbed Professor Popcorn Trickytoes.
(ugh...sometimes I get into a flow and sometimes I can't. I guess that's called 'writing.' I have a clear idea where I'm goign wtih this, but am mostly inspired in the evening when I only have the phone from which to post. It may be one of those things that seem really funny when you're high (or in my case, completely 'artiste-crazy' from withdrawal effects, like, you know, William Blake crazy) and you look back and hey, it ain't so funny. But I will keep working on it.)
Thanks Dana!