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Originally posted by lumberjim
I knew an old lady that swallowed a fly. It wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. I don;t know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she'll die.
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Sorry for going so far off on a tangent, but:
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider, it wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly...
I know an old lady who swallowed a bird, isn't that absurd to swallow a bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider...
I know an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, to swallow a cat...
I know an old lady who swallowed a dog, what a hog to swallow a dog...
I know an old lady who swallowed a goat, she just opened her throat to swallow the goat...
I know an old lady who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed the cow...
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse. She's dead of course (song ends immediately)