[BigV]

I need a haircut.

Aaaaallll over my head. I've been toying with the idea of growing my hair longer, and it's working. It's an inch past my earlobes on the sides, easily touching my shirt collar in the back. When freshly washed, I look like the runner up in a Barry Gibb look-alike contest. With my bandana on, the edges curl upward like Sally Field's wimpletips.

Worse, my mustache is at that very aggravating stage, long enough to be in my mouth all the time, making eating and drinking a somewhat disgusting spectacle for my dinner companions; sorry Twil. I'm trying to grow it long enough to twirl. I want a handlebar mustache, a long one. I want to paint it green for the rollerderby regional finals. The tempera paint I use fixes my hair stronger than any hair gel or mustache wax. I'll get my curl on no problem. But keeping the parts just over my lip swept outward instead of downward is the frustrating part. It's much more Wilford Brimley and less Salvador Dali.