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And what's with hangover sex anyway? When I'm hungover I swear I need it or will die, and the bigger the hangover the nastier it should be. Is this common?
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No. The only think I want when I've got a real hangover is a bloody mary and a huge fatty breakfast.
blue58, you've never heard a guy called a slut? Jeez get with the times
Stacyv's was funny.
Gah, may as well chip in. 14, dating a dating a very cool redheaded, was over here place on evening watching movies, her parents were home. It's worth noting at this point her dad was this bigassed builder dude who scared the fuck out of me. Any any rate by halfway though the movie we were both half naked and while we still had pants on, it was a case of just. Her mum walks in, just walks right in with some fruit or something for us. Jesus talk about greased fucking lightening, somehow in the time between the doorhandle turning and the door opening she managed to pull on a loose largish overshirt type thing and roll over and bury her head in the crook of my neck, I was still trying to think what to do. Her mum. bless her innocent soul thought her poor daughter was scared of the movie. She stayed for a full 5 minutes and chatted about school and this and that..... By the end I was desperate to find some way of making her leave so we could at least get dressed. Funtimes, amazing flautist that girl, won 3 scholarships, played with 4 major orchestras in Europe last year. Interpret that last statement how you will.
Next one didn't happen to me but worth a mention. Was staying at a mate's place one holiday, about 10 of us there (fairly large house). Anyway after a night out we all headed back, a few had taken ecstasy during the night. About a hour later we hear this 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FUCKING GET IT UP TONIGHT' from one of the bedrooms. I didn't know people could actually go so red they turned purple until then. Still give him shit about that.
Was in the shower with my girlfriend of the time (another redhead), flatmate runs in(to the flat), tells me to get out NOW there's something he needs to tell me. It was not a good time. She was not particularly amused, got out, put on a towel, got a condom, opened the door, gave him the condom and told him to go get some himself and leave us alone. Apparently he just stood there dumbfounded. Miss her.
16, sailing team, were supposed to have the shed to ourselves for the morning, got the morning wrong, most of the squad comes in, first guy walks in, says oh shit and closes the door again. We came out a few minutes later and the entire fucking squad lines up and starts clapping and cheering.
I think I'm gonna leave it there.