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Sundae · 10-12-2013, 01:32 PM

The Firkin chain of pubs used to stock an amusingly named range of beer.
Firkin Dogbolter being one of one of the tamer ones.

Occasionally a punter would already have suveyed what we had on the pumps but would try to embarrass us by asking for one of the fruitier names that they knew perfectly well we wouldn't have - being a freehouse.

I can't remember any of the others, but I do remember my response to that one. "No, but I do have hia cock in a jar." Nonsensical but immediate and on the spot.
And made it clear to said customer that the majority of barmaids had heard the lot.

I think that's why Ben mostly employed student nurses.
Funny how the ones with big tits seemed to get the most shifts though.

10-12-2013, 01:32 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The Firkin chain of pubs used to stock an amusingly named range of beer. Firkin Dogbolter being one of one of the tamer ones. Occasionally a punter would already have suveyed what we had on the pumps but would try to embarrass us by asking for one of the fruitier names that they knew perfectly well we wouldn't have - being a freehouse. I can't remember any of the others, but I do remember my response to that one. "No, but I do have hia cock in a jar." Nonsensical but immediate and on the spot. And made it clear to said customer that the majority of barmaids had heard the lot. I think that's why Ben mostly employed student nurses. Funny how the ones with big tits seemed to get the most shifts though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 10-12-2013 at 01:42 PM.