Didn't trephinate the nail, I've done the paper clip thing before but the blood under the nail didn't seem to be that plentiful.
I did slit the cuticle and that bled like mad and this morning was weeping blood tinged lymph.
Someone actually asked me why I hit my thumb with a hammer. With a straight face I told them my thumb owed me money.
"How can your thumb owe you money?"
I guess someone must have hit her on the head with a hammer.
