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Originally Posted by Undertoad
Guy: Do you buy movies?
Sammy: Not right now.
Guy: Porn movies? I have Chinese amputee hermaphrodite.
Sammy (unfazed): We don't buy used porn, we bring that in new.
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Do you know how much he wanted for it? I'll pay extra for amputee pandas
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