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1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you? Here's $50. Sorry, no tip this time. I had to fake my orgasm cuz you've got the big vagina.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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