Ron is a fairly nasty person, and a serial exaggerator and compulsive liar.
Me: When it comes to the downhill I think of Bode Miller.
Ron: Bode Miller! He's a good friend of mine!
Me: If Bode Miller is in the contacts list on your phone, I will give you 50 dollars right now.
Ron: (pretends to look through his phone to no avail) Well I smoked weed with Bode Miller's cousin a bunch of times.
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