in the Nothingland category and definitely under the general heading of "timewasters" it occurred that, while we all know and can see
what our handles are, it'd be fun (or at least a fabulous waste of time) to speculate
why each others' handles are what they are.
for example,
Sundae is clearly addicted to puddings, though probably with weird ingredients like dill pickle ice cream, or garam masala meringues, or chilli prawn cookies
Lola Bunny sounds like a porno name dreamed up in a dull office on a Friday afternoon and was probably an exotic dancer to pay her way through uni, and must have happy memories of those days to perpetuate them in a Cellar handle
Gravdigr either works in the funeral trade or perhaps worked on a clean-up crew for Mob assassins. could also be a digger operator on a construction site, or the guy cutting trenches for cable TV bigging his job up
Clodfobble slammed an outstretched hand on a keyboard and stuck with whatever came up on screen. Pretty lucky really, when I try it I get no vowels so It looks like Polish (the language, not the stuff that makes your furniture shiny)
fargon is 'nograf' backwards and therefore the handle demonstrates this Dwellar's total adherence to monochrome columns of figures *to prove a point, instead of the nice coloured graphs we're used to.
lumberjim would have us believe he's called Jim and cuts down whole forests before breakfast whereas in fact his real name is something like Valentine and is a CPA in a nice comfortable office downtown. and buys his furniture ready assembled. and gets it delivered too
BigSarge and*
regular joe make out that they're vanilla GIs whereas they're actually in deep undercover*SEAL teams 'somewhere overseas' (Alaska or Hawaii) and log in to The Cellar via 256-bit secure tablets bluetoothed to military-encrypted phone signals bounced off half a dozen satellites so secret that even the CIA doesn't know about them
Happy monkey is an oddball, the rest of us are miserable buggers but monkeys are cheerful and here's a happy one. anyone proclaiming that commitment to happiness is a definite troublemaker if you ask me
there are too many Dwellars to analyse (!!) at one sitting, and I've probably done enough character assassination for this week.
still, dark cloud silver lining, it's only a couple more days before next week and I can do the next batch
and for the record if anyone (member, guest, bot or spider) believes even one word of the above then they need to get a grip on reality.