[Sundae]

She's from Ankh-Morpork.

You were very wrong about my moniker, dear.
But that's part of the fun of it of course, because you're just name-checking us and very flattering it is too.
I was Sundae Girl because I'm cold as ice-cream but still as sweet. Then I felt I grew out of the Girl.
I've proffered other explanations, and they were true when I wrote them of course.

But how about you?
How did you come here?
Why?
What made you stay?

There is a thread about it. But there's a thread about most things. Feel free to answer here instead. I give you permission.
(no I can't find it)