there is a heraldic salt-
cellar, there is a heraldic toad (which I guess should go on a
chief which is a bar at the top of the shield so that the rest of the cellar is
under toad.
Neat, huh!
as for the animals there are loads available and you need to pick two as supporters (either side of the shield), maybe another in the crest (the bit above the shield where knights display their helmets ;-)
a typewriter we can do on the shield or in the crest, but a
whale penis rampant is going to be a bit tricky.
if anyone wants to suggest any animals or other things that represent the meaning or spirit of The Cellar then post it here and I'll mock something up that at least follows the laws of heraldry.
There are too many heavyweight members to be able to fit them all in, so other than
undertoad I don't think we should have any because we'd be forced to omit so many.
Eg. a shovel for
Gravdigr, a yardstick for
footfootfoot, a stethoscope for
orthodoc and a chevron for
BigV and the shield is pretty full, and that's why I think we go fir the essence of the place rather than the people that live here.
give me a reasoned argument if you disagree.
by the way I have discovered a way of representing stonework, like you see all around you when you're in a cellar