[xoxoxoBruce]

I heard you like euphemisms... from the New York Times;

Female Anatomy
•"Down under" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Once-neglected hinterland of female beauty" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Particularly private area of the body" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Virile equipment" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Nether regions" - an adult woman's genitals

Pubic Hair Conditions
•"Barren landscape" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The bald look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The denuded look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Full-frontal bareness" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Going bare" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The revised birthday suit" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Bountiful crop" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Full pubic bloom" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Mossy covering" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Untrimmed thicket" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Hidden in the underbrush" - pubic hair on the labia minora

Pubic Hair Procedures
•"Below-the-belt treatment" - a bikini or Brazilian wax
•"The full monty" - a Brazilian wax
•"Getting back to nature" - letting one's pubic hair grow
•"He-wax" - a bikini or Brazilian wax for a man

Effects
•"Enlarging effect of the main attraction" - when a man's penis looks bigger because he got a bikini wax
•"Naked Barbie doll" - a woman whose genitals resemble a Barbie doll's (anatomically, this is disturbing)
•"Hairless cherubs" - women in paintings who have no pubic hair