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Undertoad · 03-01-2014, 01:07 PM

We're a day ahead of Snowmageddon III here, and the shop activity reflects that.

A guy came in and bought porn, and was unable to explain himself clearly enough to be understood. He picked out a few movies, and then took a good five minutes to explain that he had $100 and wanted to spend it all on porn. That's 17 movies. We played Retarded or High and the result: Retarded.

An hour later he returned and wanted two more movies. Apparently he looked over his new collection and either decided 17 of them was not enough in quantity and/or variety.

Still, we admired his ability to plan ahead. We'll probably be snowed in until Wednesday.

Also, people are more polite today. Apparently people get more polite when shit is about to go down.

03-01-2014, 01:07 PM	#989
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	We're a day ahead of Snowmageddon III here, and the shop activity reflects that. A guy came in and bought porn, and was unable to explain himself clearly enough to be understood. He picked out a few movies, and then took a good five minutes to explain that he had $100 and wanted to spend it all on porn. That's 17 movies. We played Retarded or High and the result: Retarded. An hour later he returned and wanted two more movies. Apparently he looked over his new collection and either decided 17 of them was not enough in quantity and/or variety. Still, we admired his ability to plan ahead. We'll probably be snowed in until Wednesday. Also, people are more polite today. Apparently people get more polite when shit is about to go down.