I have to come clean (pun intended) a few years ago when our kids were small my wife and i went out for a few beers or six as my mother had taken the kids to give us a break.
anyway my wife decided as it was a very warm summers night to have a shower and invited me to share!!!
A fun time was ongoing with all the shower gell etc getting all soapy and loved up and things were fast getting to the point of no return when one of us (I dont remember who) lost their footing and the next thing I knew was I had somersaulted through the shower screen ripping it from the wall,did another somersault,half tuck and pike sailed through the air and got wedged arse up between the toilet and the wall of the bathroom.
As you can guess the moment was ruined for me as all I could hear was the good lady laughing as I lay bleeding and wedged in the wreckage.
