The Cellar - View Single Post - Funny Sex Stories (PG-13)

phillybilly · 03-31-2004, 11:57 AM

I used work down the shore in New Jersey every summer while I was in college.

I had a small place with a good friend of mine, so small that if you wanted to 'get some' you either had to do it on the floor in the SMALL living room...we had ONE chair...or in the bedroom, even with your buddy home, Being guys we didn't care!

So one night after a big group of us were out getting bombed this girl I'm seeing and I go back to my place...now my buddies passed out on his bottom bunk (YES we had bunk beds!) so as we proceed to do it, she asks me if I want some 'Butt" action, I tell her I'm fine, I don't like my butt played with. She said no, do I want to give it to her.....Well I had not done that till that point so I thought what the hell....

Now she's on top of me, so instead of me getting behind her, she just sits up a bit, shift and sits right back down on the captain! Well as she does this, she lets out this nasty wet fart as I go in to her!

WELL as if that wasn't funny enough, from the bottom bunk comes "better clean that up later" we were both laughing like mad.....but then continued with our night of debauchery! It was cool that she wasn't embarrased by it, which made me relaize she MIGHT have this sort of thing before...

Next day I explained what happned, he just thought I had tooted while up on the bunk......he was more interested in the AP than anything else, ah what a summer

Later>>>>>>>

:

03-31-2004, 11:57 AM	#44
phillybilly Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Philadelphia, Pa Posts: 68	Good one Stacy, sort of had one like that.... I used work down the shore in New Jersey every summer while I was in college. I had a small place with a good friend of mine, so small that if you wanted to 'get some' you either had to do it on the floor in the SMALL living room...we had ONE chair...or in the bedroom, even with your buddy home, Being guys we didn't care! So one night after a big group of us were out getting bombed this girl I'm seeing and I go back to my place...now my buddies passed out on his bottom bunk (YES we had bunk beds!) so as we proceed to do it, she asks me if I want some 'Butt" action, I tell her I'm fine, I don't like my butt played with. She said no, do I want to give it to her.....Well I had not done that till that point so I thought what the hell.... Now she's on top of me, so instead of me getting behind her, she just sits up a bit, shift and sits right back down on the captain! Well as she does this, she lets out this nasty wet fart as I go in to her! WELL as if that wasn't funny enough, from the bottom bunk comes "better clean that up later" we were both laughing like mad.....but then continued with our night of debauchery! It was cool that she wasn't embarrased by it, which made me relaize she MIGHT have this sort of thing before... Next day I explained what happned, he just thought I had tooted while up on the bunk......he was more interested in the AP than anything else, ah what a summer Later>>>>>>>: