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Originally Posted by lumberjim

and then there was this one time, when Sherry, Jake, Clay and Essie all went to the Rolling Stones concert. Sherry wasn't a Stones fan, but she really liked Clay, and Clay was a HUGE fan. Thing was, that Clay was gay, and had a man crush on Mick. But, Sherry didn't know Clay was gay. I don't know how she didn't realize that. It seems like I'd always known that about him, but it just never seemed to be discussed. It was one of those things like that... where everyone in the room knows, bit no one acknowledges it. So, at the end of the concert, as we all walked back to the car, Sherry got next to Clay, and put her arm around him as they walked, and slipped her hand into his back pocket... like a girlfriend would do.... and Clay just about jumped out of his jeans. Sherry got really embarrassed and yelled at Clay. 'What are you some kind of a gay?!"
and Clay said.. well, yeah. and than Sherry got really mad because she didn't believe him and she thought he would wrather act like a gay then be with her. She was so mad the rest of the ride home. she just kept saying, your not gay, clay. clay, your not gay. Clay stopped hanging out with us after that.

There are some people in my life who would answer the question "did you hang out with Clay last night?" with that whole story. BTW, the correct answer is "no".