I was out backpacking in Yosemite last summer and I met up with this French couple at one of the routes where hikers can spend the night. At midnight, thinking that everyone were asleep, the couple tried to have sex. The guy was humping the girl and along came a bear. She started screaming and we all pretended to be asleep. She scared the bear away but not the French man for he continued humping not knowing what happened.
The following day, a group of college hikers were making some screaming sound to mimic the Frenchwoman's. The couple decided to finish the hike on their own.
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