#16...hahahhaahaa!
You've been outside all day and you have to go straight to a family dinner. You stop to comb your hair. Your boyfriend asks "can I help you?"
wtf? Help what? Comb my hair? I can comb my hair in the car. Is it supposed to be a sexual overture, this hair combing? I know it's my favorite pick-up line: hey baby, wanna come over and help me comb my hair?
Sorry, I couldn't resist. it's obviously an old old old school cosmo type quiz. We women have made great strides in hair combing independence.
In fairness, maybe he meant he could load the car with whatever you're supposed to bring to the family dinner (an inferred but not specified action involved in 'going to a family dinner.') In that case, that'd be great, hon. Thanks!
I'll just answer it myself: How sexy am I? Sexier than a sexy sex sexling, goddammit. Or not, depending on the day.
