this thread brought to mind the joke about the young kid who kept annoying his dad's poker game by shouting out cards and running around being a brat. The boy's uncl gets up and says "Come with me." About ten minutes later the uncle comes back to the table and the card game resumes peacefully.
The others ask, "Did you scold him? Did you smack him? Did you lock him in his room?"
The uncle says, "No, I taught him how to jerk off."
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