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LMAO!!! The spitting on the soul, oh man I still use that one!!! And the apartment cleaning standoff pictures, lol!! Oh, those got into the wrong hands. Long story... Gotta be careful what you post online!
I did really well with the Chihuahua thing, I had the #2 chihuahua in country owner-handled (that's me!) at one point. Lots of champions, great clients- I handled for the top breeder in this country and world famous clients from Japan, etc etc.
I don't miss all that responsibility. Now I sit back and look at pics of my granddogs on Facebook and that is enough for me. I feel like a parent whose kids moved out and went to college- It's time for ME!!!
Plus some of the crazy bastards in dogs- that is another story for another thread. I don't have a desire for drama in my life. I did make some great friends too though. I did the whole dog thing for 7 years. But now I have a real job, lol.
Arsen found a girlfriend. They live together. She cooks for him! And does his laundry! I'm happy for him. He also got his citizenship. And he paid for my bankruptcy lawyer and I am now completely debt-free so we both came out ahead.
I live in the house that is under his name but I pay mortgage. He comes over to mow the lawn every few weeks and I pay him with shots of vodka. We have always been friendly- like roommates or brother-sister.
Dating has been fun. Ran into some textbook sociopaths. Got my mind fucked every which way but came out stronger, smarter and sassier. I am probably the happiest I have ever been. I have great friends, fun times, little responsibility, hot male diversions, and a brand new niece. Yup, #winning!
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