Oh you have a wide screen TV. What's that, an 80 incher? Well isn't that special.
Back up, wimp. Feast your eyes on a real man's wide screen... 370 inches of gobsmacking goodness. That's 30.8 feet, 9.4 meters, 10.3 yards, 0.00507 Nautical miles, well you get the picture...
Oh wait... since it's a pretty good bet you're one of the 99%, you haven't got the $1,700,000 USD (£1,000,000) plus tax & tags, to be able to watch Debbie Does Dallas in 65 million colors and 4k resolution.
Pity... had to have
my minions the authorities eminent domain and destroy the neighbor's homes for a couple miles. You know, to keep them from watching my screen.
Be a dear and peel me a grape.
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