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This might as well go here as anywhere else. It's a complaining brag and a perplexed I just don't even.

The inch is just under 5 feet tall (can that be true?) and maybe weighs 70 pounds soaking wet. He nearly always drops logs in the toilet that persist multiple flushings until they are broken apart with some handy implement. WTF? His craps are the size of beer cans and seem to have the density of iron. It's been three days and the upstairs toilet still isn't flushing right.

Seriously, qu'est-ce que fuck?

I think he may only crap once a month or something.