I'm obviously joking about the religion thing. I don't even believe in god. But I am an ordained minister.
I'll probably just start my own business that mostly deals in cash and report far less than what I actually make or even report losses so I can prevent being victimized by those who would rob me.
Maybe I'll buy a few nail shops for my wife or something. Either way I'll do what I must to defend against tyrrany and I'll help others do the same. I'll also help get more and more libertarians elected, including myself.