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What Musical Instrument Would You Prefer To Be Beaten With?
Myself, I'm leaning, somewhat appropriately, toward the percussion section.
I'm thinking those drumsticks with brushes on the end that the jazz cats use on their snare drums. Or maybe the felt mallets used on a timponi timpanee a kettledrum. Ooh, ooh, the little striker-thingy that goes with a triangle.
Or that stale, musty pillow in the bass drum.
Or maybe a tuba, with a hint of lime(y)?
What musical instrument would you prefer to be beaten with?
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