[Elspode]

We are turning into a nation of voyeurs...but not good, honest, sexual voyeurs. No, that's off the table anymore. We're voyeurs via TV shows about what comes out of people's garages, storage units, old barns...what they pawn, what they hoard, how many pets they have.

We are a limp dick nation of consumers, jerking off over what other people own, throw away, or try to hock.

I am on the next UFO out of here.