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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
...after snipping the balls off the moths.
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This reminds me:
A couple months ago I had occasion to use the old joke "Have you ever smelled mothballs?" Of course, the guy said "Oh, yeah." And then I issued the punch line "How'd you get their legs apart?", and the guy says "Huh?".
I said "Their legs, how'd you get 'em apart?", and he shakes his head and goes "Do whut now?".
I had to draw him a picture (almost literally).