This as good a place as any, I guess, cuz, I
am mildly irritated...
I got mail this morning. I very,
very rarely receive mail (oh, I get stuff addressed to 'occupant', and 'or current resident', but never
real mail).
It was from AARP.
I'm 46, ya AARPy fukkers!
I grabbed my Sharpie, and set to work. And then put their now-unpleasantly-revised form in their post-paid envelope, and promptly sent it back.