[sexobon]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

I wear no jewelry of any kind. That's my policy.

When I was in military service I had no choice, they MADE me:

A Special Forces Soldier

As seen by His Wife:
A stinking Member of the Family who comes home once a year in the back door with a Rucksack full of Dirty Laundry and a Hard On, polishes his Ring, Watch and Knife then Three Months later goes out the Front Door for another Year.
As seen by His Commander:
A fine specimen of a Drunken, Brawling. Jeep Stealing, Woman Corrupting Liar, with a Star Sapphire Ring, Rolex Watch and a Demo Knife.
As seen by The Department of the Army:
An Overpaid, Over Ranked tax burden who is Indispensable because he has Volunteered to go Anywhere, Do Anything, at Any Time as long as he can Booze it up, Brawl, Steal Jeeps, Corrupt Women, Lie, Wear a Star Sapphire Ring, Rolex Watch and carry a Demo Knife.

As seen by Himself:
A Tall, Handsome, Highly Trained Professional Killer,
Female Idol, Star Sapphire Ring wearing,

Demo Knife carrying Gentleman

Who is always on time due to the reliability of his Rolex Watch.


As seen by His Enemies:
The Meanest Motha in the Valley.......