As a result of tomorrow being
A Date That Will Live In Infamy, we'll certainly be seeing plenty of reminders of the death, suffering, and carnage foisted upon this bucolic society by those
Damn Dirty Apes.
So today we should have happy thoughts of trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes... no, wait, balloons, yes, that's it, balloons.
There now, doesn't that feel better.