12-09-2014, 11:58 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Originally Posted by sad_winslow
Today breakfast, lunch, and dinner were all brought to my door via a soft rapping by a stranger. I nearly missed it, so soft was the tapping. I received by courier a strange perforated disk of heat-tempered starches, slathered in liquified Solanaceae fruits and coated in polymerised bovine suckling excretion. Embedded across the polymer surface were chunks of bacterially-treated porcine bowel products, and a second variety of Solanaceae fruit processed through an acid bath for long-term storage prior to use.
It was okay. Domino's is really, really junky, though. This town's purveyors of pie disappoint me.
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You use your tongue purtier 'n a twenty dollar whore.
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-Taggart, "Blazing Saddles"
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