Carruthers' plumbing troubles reminds me:
A doctor was getting ready for his day, when he realized the plumbing wasn't working. He called for a plumber, and after a while the fellow shows up, works for about twenty minutes, and presents the doctor with a bill for $400.
The doctor, upon seeing the bill, explodes "Holy shit, I'm a doctor, even I don't make that kind of money!".
The plumber replied "When I was a doctor, I didn't make that kind of money, either.".
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